Whites Rated Top Race in World by International Racist Institute

White people around the globe can celebrate today after once again being named the top race in the world by the International Racist Institute of Greenville, South Carolina.

Scoring high in intelligence, appearance and goodness, the IRI's report confirmed the white race's #1 standing for the 217th consecutive year since releasing its inaugural study in 1798.

"In addition to being the smartest and most attractive people in the world, white people continue to devote themselves to the attempted betterment of other races - such as the blacks and the arabs - despite the apparent futility of such endeavors," the report indicated.

 

The study showed whites rating extremely high in several lesser categories as well, such as speech and smell.

 

Perhaps surprisingly, climbing five spots since the March opening of a new Indian buffet in downtown Greenville, "Indians" claimed the world's #2 ranking for 2015.

"For ten dollars, it's a great deal," IRI President Chase Myers remarked. "I love the garlic naan bread, and they have a delicious rice pudding for dessert."

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Duggar Dad: "Less than 6% of Duggar Children Child Molesters"

 

 

Entangled in the sexual abuse scandal swirling around one of his 10 sons, "19 Kids and Counting" patriarch Jim Bob Duggar pointed out today that less than 6% of his children are child molesters.

Blogging his latest response to reports that his eldest son Josh sexually assaulted a number of girls in violation of his family's strict conservative beliefs, Jim Bob argued that, "One in nineteen really isn't that bad."

"Some studies estimate that up to 7% of the American male population will manifest some form of sexual deviancy involving children during their lifetime," Jim Bob wrote, "So in reality, we're actually below average at just 5.3%"

A number of respondents were quick to clarify for Jim Bob that the percentage of the Duggar clan who are pedophiles would be 10% if he excluded his female offspring, and 14% if he didn't count his sons currently under the age of 14.

Duggar went on to indicate that his family also falls far below the percentage of Americans who have committed murder, 0% compared to 0.1%, a difference of infinity, he noted, as well as those who have engaged in bestiality.

"Never have any of my children had sex with an animal or a member of their own gender," he stated. "Josh might have sinned, but at least it was with girls."

Statistics show that approximately 10% of the world's population is gay.