The Storm Is Here, I Guess
For those of you not familiar with wingnut jargon, "The Storm" is when President Trump finally unleashed the forces of justice against the Deep State and begins serving those 165,000 secret arrest warrants that have been issued against his opponents. (by the way, no wonder he never gets anything done. How can he work with 165,000 pieces of paper on his desk?) I guess the legions of QAnon followers out there must be getting tired of being told every single day now for three years that justice is going to come raining down within a couple of weeks, only to be endlessly disappointed, because today, the following list of people that have already been arrested by Trump and the "Justice" department has appeared online. Get ready for it; it's a doozy:
Mitt Romney ARRESTED & AT GITMOBritney Spears ARRESTED SERVING LIFEChristina Aguilera ARRESTED SERVING LIFEMiley Cyrus ARRESTED SERVING LIFEBette Midler ARRESTED SERVING LIFERobert Downey Jr. ARRESTED & EXECUTEDDwayne Johnson (The Rock) ARRESTED & EXECUTEDGeorge Clooney ARRESTED & EXECUTEDAdam Sandler ARRESTED & EXECUTEDNicholas Cage ARRESTED & EXECUTEDKevin Spacey ARRESTED & EXECUTEDCharlie Sheen ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJames Clapper ARRESTED & AT GITMOHillary Clinton ARRESTED & EXECUTEDBill Clinton ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJames Comey ARRESTED & AT GITMODiane Feinstein EXILED TO CHINAEric Holder ARRESTED & AT GITMOMeryl Streep ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARRESTRobert De Niro ARRESTED & EXECUTEDRichard Gere ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARRESTJoe Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTEDHunter Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTEDMike Pence ARRESTED & AT GITMO, POSSIBLY EXECUTED, UNABLE TO CONFIRMAnthony Fauci ARRESTED & RELEASED FOR A TIME TO HELP TRUMPHuma Abedin ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJohn Brennan ARRESTED & AT GITMOGeorge H. W. Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTEDGeorge W. Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTEDLaura Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJeb Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTEDDick Cheney ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJames Baker ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJames Clapper ARRESTED & AT GITMOTom Hanks ARRESTED & EXECUTEDRita Wilson Hanks ARRESTED & EXECUTEDMadonna ARRESTED & EXECUTEDLady Gaga ARRESTED & EXECUTEDOprah Winfrey ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARRESTEllen DeGeneris ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARRESTStephen Spielberg ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARRESTHarvey Weinstein ARRESTED & N PRISONJeffrey Epstein ARRESTED & SEERVING LIFE IN PRISONPope Francis ARRESTED & EXECUTEDQueen Elizabeth ARRESTED & EXECUTEDPhillip Windsor ARRESTED & EXECUTEDCharles Windsor ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJustin Trudeau ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARRESTScott Morrison ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARRESTHarry Windsor ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARRESTMeghan Markle ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARRESTAngela Merkel ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARRESTAndrew McCabe ARRESTED & AT GITMOBarack Obama ARRESTED & EXECUTEDMichelle Obama (Big Mike) ARRESTED & EXECUTEDBill Gates ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARRESTMelinda Gates ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARRESTDebbie Wasserman-Schultz ARRESTED & AT GITMOGeorge Soros ARRESTED & EXECUTEDMaxine Waters ARRESTED & AT GITMOSally Yates ARRESTED & AT GITMONancy Pelosi ARRESTED & AT GITMOJoel Rogosin (writer) ARRESTED & EXECUTEDMatthew Seligman (musician) ARRESTED & EXECUTEDCharles Gregory ARRESTED & EXECUTEDHilary Heath ARRESTED & EXECUTEDHal Wilner (producer) ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJohn Prine (singer) ARRESTED & EXECUTEDHunter Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJohn McCain ARRESTED & EXECUTEDRoy Horn of Siegfried & Roy ARRESTED & EXECUTEDTroy Sneed (singer) ARRESTED & EXECUTEDFred the Godson (rapper) ARRESTED & EXECUTEDEric Holder ARRESTED & AT GITMOJohn Kerry ARRESTED & AT GITMOLoretta Lynch ARRESTED & AT GITMOLisa Page ARRESTED & AT GITMOTony Podesta ARRESTED & EXECUTEDJohn Podesta ARRESTED & AT GITMO
I was going to make fun of some of these entries. For example, why was the producer of Knight Rider and Magnum PI included on the list, or some middling-famous English rock bassist? And John Prine or Roy Horn? But what really made me wonder is what the idiots who propagated this list are going to do when a large number of these people show up within days, going about their business?
Well, never fear. An answer is ready for all of this:
"If this is remotely accurate I say ‘In come the Clones like never before’ What a sad announcement for all Humanity this actually is.
God Bless"
Yes, what we will be seeing will be nothing but clones, something unknown in the real world until now, because cross my heart and hope to die, all of the above people are out of circulation, arrested for eating babies or something. And that will be far more believable to the blind hordes who still support Trump, than the notion that they are all being played for suckers.
And that is why our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion.
Well, never fear. An answer is ready for all of this:
"If this is remotely accurate I say ‘In come the Clones like never before’ What a sad announcement for all Humanity this actually is.
God Bless"Yes, what we will be seeing will be nothing but clones, something unknown in the real world until now, because cross my heart and hope to die, all of the above people are out of circulation, arrested for eating babies or something. And that will be far more believable to the blind hordes who still support Trump, than the notion that they are all being played for suckers.
And that is why our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion.
