Saturday, April 4, 2020

Fuck Jared Kushner




There's a certain kind of Ivy League college graduate who is just a total wad of fuck. Usually, they come from inherited wealth, are legacy admissions, and barely had to do any work the entire time they were in school because they have never had to any kind of work. I've had my run-ins with these louche fucks who believe that every word out of their inbred idiot mouths is a gold coin of wisdom and not a dingleberry of nonsense.

I'm remembering a Princeton microbiology major at an Atlanta pool hall telling me how the way I was doing archival research was wrong. I asked him if he had ever crawled around an attic at a local library, opening boxes that hadn't been opened in decades. That didn't matter, he said, because it was much easier than his work so my problems were easy to solve and I should just listen to him. It wasn't worth arguing with the cockflea, whose advice was worth a cockflea's piss. I ignored him until he tried to convince my date to leave with him and then there was a fistfight and then we got kicked out of the pool hall and when someone told me he died of a brain aneurysm a few years later, I said, "Guess his work was too hard for him."

This is a long way of saying, "Fuck Jared Kushner. Fuck him hard. Fuck him with his Harvard degree. Fuck him with every implement available to fuck him with and then invent a few more and fuck him with those."

Donald Trump's wan, soft-voiced, soft-skinned, creepy-as-fuck and evil-as-hell son-in-law, who probably describes boning Ivanka in detail for Trump, either gets tossed into whatever issue Trump is too paranoid to actually ask an expert to get involved in - Israel/Palestine peace negotiations, the opioid crisis- or, more likely, he's gotten a whim about something and thinks he can solve it. More than probably, he's figured out an angle on how to profit from it.

So when this ghost of a serial killer showed up at yesterday's daily Trump circle jerk in front of the media, it was to get tons of shit wrong, belittle people who know better than him, and actually drain whatever remained of hope in this hopeless age. By the time he was finished with his brief spiel, you could sense the coronavirus itself licking its lips at all the Americans it was going to get to kill.

Here's what Kushner said about his job on the coronavirus task force: "What the President asked is that all of the recommendations that we make be based on data." That seems like as innocuous a statement as one could make, but think about it. Were they not making recommendations based on data? What the fuck were they making recommendations based on? I think they are actually this stupid, all of them, everyone remotely fucking associated with the Trump family, all mutated by privilege and a false sense of their own intelligence and general worth as human being.

Why are we putting up with this? Why are Democrats not shrieking with outrage, "What the fuck does a shitty real estate developer know about epidemiology?" The reaction to Jared Kushner being trotted out to throw in some corporate bullshit-speak should have been for Benjamin Franklin's skeletal corpse to show up and beat him with a femur right when he said, "The President also wanted us to make sure we think outside the box." Motherfucker, we're dying here. The box is a goddamn coffin.

Kushner blathered on with cliches about "innovative solutions" and, really, "leave no stone unturned," and he turned to the real villains in the alibi the Trump administration is coming up with for its criminally-cruel abandonment of its basic duties to protect Americans: It's those motherfucking governors' fault. They're out of their league. They don't understand their jobs. He said that some governors "don’t know what’s in their state" when it comes to medical supplies and ventilators, an accusation that he offered no support for.

Then he tossed in, "What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody to be a mayor or a governor or a president, you’re trying to think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis.  This is a time of crisis, and you’re seeing certain people are better managers than others." This brainless dipshit has no idea how much he was talking about his hulking, moronic father-in-law who still thinks people give a single rat fuck about his popularity.

Then he accused governors of "asking for things that they don’t necessarily need at the moment," which, no shit, bitch. That's called "planning ahead," something the Trump administration didn't fucking do at all. And Kushner said about the Strategic National Stockpile of medical supplies: "the notion of the federal stockpile was it’s supposed to be our stockpile; it’s not supposed to be state stockpiles that they then use." Or "Fuck you. Buy your own shit, blue states."

So, just to get this straight, it's up to the states to solve the problems, but if the states want materials from the National Stockpile, they shouldn't get it because that's "our stockpile." Putting aside that it sounds like Trump is hoarding shit for him and his awful family, it seems like Kushner is saying that the federal government will decide who gets it, but that would seem to require that the states have a say, except that they don't, although they are on their own. Or something.

By the way, the website for the SNS used to say, "When state, local, tribal, and territorial responders request federal assistance to support their response efforts, the stockpile ensures that the right medicines and supplies get to those who need them most during an emergency." After yesterday, it was Jared-ized to say the stockpile "is to supplement state and local supplies during public health emergencies. Many states have products stockpiled, as well."

Every time it seems like Trump couldn't make things worse, he makes them worse. He has the worst, most incompetent fucknuts around. And they all believe that they are smarter and better than they are. Their failure to see what failures they all are is literally killing us now.

And fucking Jared is now in the middle of it. Jared Kushner is a pile of shit who thinks it's a man, and until someone steps on him and wipes him off their shoes, he'll always think he's more than a foul lump of excrement.

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Trump announces new rally after his own team warns nation about public gatherings



Soon we will find out who has more credibility among Trump fans:  A phalanx of physicians, scientists, and epidemiologists telling them to avoid close contact with others? Or those happy talking heads on Fox and Friends who dismiss the pandemic as a Democratic plot to bring the president down?
Let’s see how many Trump supporters will take the Darwin test and pass.

Saturday, February 29, 2020

First known death from the coronavirus has been confirmed in the US.

So I guess it’s not hoax is it?
Courtesy of ABC News:
The first known death in the United States from coronavirus has been confirmed. According to health officials in Washington State, there has been one death from COVID-19 in Kings County, Washington, and new cases.
The number of coronavirus cases in the United States is now at least 66.
There have been 85,406 cases in at least 60 countries and 2,924 deaths.
It should be noted that while the official number of cases in America stands at 66 there are only a small number of testing kits available, so the number might be mch larger.
I am not saying it is time to panic, but it is time to start taking real precautions, the first of which would be to stop listening to this Administration, and to turn off Fox News. 
There is plenty of real accurate news available and many actual experts are sharing their opionions with reliable news outlets. 

Friday, February 28, 2020

Angry Americans Demand A Coronavirus “Made in the USA”


Scientists with the World Health Organization have confirmed that the novel coronavirus has origins and was possibly manufactured in China.
This fact has left many Americans beset red.
“Damn China virus is so cheaply mutated that not even our prayers can cure tight now!” tweeted Twitter user MagaSharon2020.
Another user, BK311, tweeted, “Listen @realdonaldtrump, if we made an American coronavirus, all them illegals and shithiles would think twice before trying to step foot on our GOD GIVEN LAND!  This land is FOR US, BY US”.
The Dow Jones stock market continued to crash due to the communist virus.

Saturday, September 8, 2018

By now, the legend of 'Plaid Shirt Guy' has pretty much been cemented into American folklore. How a high school kid from Billings could incur the wrath of Trump rally apparatchiks, simply with a well-timed raise of eyebrow or other incredulous look.
CROOKS AND LIARS REPORTS:

Early on in the Trump rally, a Billings Gazette reporter saw staffers in the press pen looking at a photo in which Linfesty was circled.
Later Linfesty pinned a stylized rose emblem representing the Democratic Socialists of America to his right breast. The same group of staffers reviewed a photo of the emblem and searched online for more information. A short while later, Linfesty was removed.
"I saw this woman walking toward me on the left," he said. "She just said to me, 'I'm going to replace you.'"
He said he recognized her as one of the staffers manning the VIP hand-shaking and photo opportunity.
He was escorted to a back room where police and Secret Service looked at his ID and then after about 10 minutes told him he could leave, Linfesty said. He said he didn't feel mistreated at all during the encounter with police and Secret Service.
"They treated me fine," he said. "They just told me not to come back.


Thursday, May 18, 2017

About That FBI Thing


Joe Lieberman
  • denounced, really scolded, Bill Clinton in 1998 over a blow job, and very sanctimoniously would not allow Clinton to campaign for Al and Joe’s ticket.
  • selfishly held on to his Senate seat in 2000 when he ran with Gore; if they’d won, Lieberman’s replacement would have been appointed by a Republican governor.
  • failed to bury Dick Cheney in the vice-presidential debate in 2000 because “he clearly had no interest in showing the public what kind of leader Cheney really would be.” (I remember he kept saying that Cheney was right about everything. It was unbelievable.)
  • in 2006, Lieberman opposed an effort to require all hospitals to make the morning after pill available to rape victims. “In Connecticut, it shouldn’t take more than a short ride to get to another hospital.”
  • loved for the Iraq war, and saw his hawkishness as in the service of Israel and Jewish identity in America.
  • won a speaking role at the 2008 Republican National Convention, and actively campaigned AGAINST his mentee, President Obama.
  • lost his Democratic primary to Ned Lamont and then won the 2006 general election running as an Independent.
  • held the health care bill hostage so he could kill the Democrats’ proposal to let people get health insurance coverage by buying into Medicare (though he’d endorsed the same proposal months earlier; his wife is/was a lobbyist for the Health Insurance industries.)
  • led the way toward extending the Bush tax cuts for every last millionaire.
  • kissed George Bush at the 2005 State of the Union address
  • proposed a bill that would have automatically stripped Americans of citizenship for being charged—not convicted—with a terrorist act.



Monday, November 14, 2016

Call the office of Judge Gonzalo Curiel who is overseeing the T University trial in San Diego.



Call the office of Judge Gonzalo Curiel who is overseeing the T University trial in San Diego.
Here's the number:
619-557-7667
Lawyers for T have requested the trial be postponed, arguing the demands of the transition warrant a postponement. They said in a statement that the days until the "inauguration are critical and all-consuming."
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Let them know he needs to be tried like every other American so that we can see just who we've elected. I got right through to his assistant.